tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73058670845769986972011-07-07T18:46:29.098-07:00Site de piadas,frases engraçadas, e muito mais .Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.comBlogger751100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-20685481736093577182010-05-15T10:53:00.000-07:002010-05-15T10:56:00.784-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Computador: R$ 1800. Acesso à internet: R$ 50. Fazer você perder seu tempo com essa frase besta: Não tem preço!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2068548173609357718?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-82143498125372908102010-03-19T15:49:00.001-07:002010-03-19T15:49:31.303-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Mais vale um arquivo no HD do que dois baixando.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8214349812537290810?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-51368436163754734172010-03-19T15:31:00.001-07:002010-03-19T15:31:30.322-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">A Terra é o planeta mais conhecido do mundo.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5136843616375473417?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-91142167768299899922010-03-19T15:29:00.000-07:002010-03-19T15:30:32.241-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Só tenho olhos para uma mulher... de cada vez é claro.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-9114216776829989992?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-14210171057468397382010-03-19T15:27:00.000-07:002010-03-19T15:28:27.609-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Eu já te disse um milhão de vezes para parar de exagerar.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1421017105746839738?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-30758632146437966622010-03-19T15:26:00.000-07:002010-03-19T15:27:14.556-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Troco lindo pit bull muito bravo por mão ortopédica e perna mecânica.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3075863214643796662?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-50527303189807832652010-03-19T15:23:00.000-07:002010-03-19T15:24:38.053-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Vendo paraquedas. Usado apenas uma vez, nunca aberto, pequena mancha vermelha.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5052730318980783265?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-38687505590361656512010-02-07T15:47:00.000-08:002010-02-07T15:48:30.329-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Melhor prevenir do que formatar!!!!</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3868750559036165651?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-61102649424955948632010-02-07T07:15:00.000-08:002010-02-07T07:16:01.442-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', 'Bitstream Vera Sans', georgia, verdana, lucida, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">O político brasileiro é o mais religioso do mundo... em cada obra, leva um terço! </span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6110264942495594863?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-14201833563581511042010-02-07T07:05:00.000-08:002010-02-07T07:13:10.849-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', 'Bitstream Vera Sans', georgia, verdana, lucida, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Se for para morrer de batida ...que seja de limão!</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1420183356358151104?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-40707647834058404812010-02-07T07:03:00.000-08:002010-02-07T07:04:56.819-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', 'Bitstream Vera Sans', georgia, verdana, lucida, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Não ligue se todos vivem fazendo piadas e tentando te rebaixar só porque você é gorda. Lembre-se: você é muito maior do que isso tudo.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-4070764783405840481?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-69101836001400751462010-02-07T05:32:00.000-08:002010-02-07T06:48:52.993-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Não almocei pensando em você…<br />Não jantei pensando em você…<br />Agora não consigo dormir… Porque estou com fome.</span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6910183600140075146?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-15107405452933834822010-02-07T05:27:00.000-08:002010-02-07T06:48:20.528-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Antigamente existiam mais gênios humildes, hoje em dia somos poucos.</span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1510740545293383482?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-56169227781679813302010-02-07T05:19:00.000-08:002010-02-07T05:22:51.809-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mulher de amigo meu é que nem travesseiro: só ponho a cabeça.</span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5616922778167981330?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-4490312362615898952010-02-06T16:35:00.000-08:002010-02-07T05:18:46.997-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 17px; "><span style="min-height: 1px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"</span></span></span></span><span class="hta" style="min-height: 1px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border- margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color:initial;"><span style="min-height: 1px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Enganar uma pessoa é a pior coisa que existe - depois que ela descobre quem foi que a enganou, é claro.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="min-height: 1px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">" =D~</span></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-449031236261589895?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-62524198991003213782010-02-06T16:31:00.000-08:002010-02-06T16:32:07.666-08:00Em terra de saci, uma calça dá pra dois.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6252419899100321378?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-17912229730267101302010-02-05T17:11:00.000-08:002010-02-06T16:35:33.885-08:00Ele: Você quer um cel da TIM?<div>Ela: Por que?</div><div>Ele: Por que eu adoraria Viver Sem Fronteiras com você.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1791222973026710130?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-15778014070637963052010-02-05T17:03:00.000-08:002010-02-05T17:07:11.554-08:00Ele: Você ta sentindo o cheiro de tinta?<div>Ela: Não. Por quê?</div><div>Ele: É porque tá pintando um clima entre nós ...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1577801407063796305?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-21752103260284811742010-02-05T16:59:00.000-08:002010-02-05T17:26:31.625-08:00Ele: Você que é a Flash?<div><div>Ela: Não. Porque?</div><div>Ele: Eu tô me animando em você.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2175210326028481174?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-58095440320951358542010-02-05T16:58:00.000-08:002010-02-05T16:59:19.043-08:00Procura-se uma nora para minha mãe!!!! =D~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5809544032095135854?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-91661315564529944692010-02-05T16:53:00.000-08:002010-02-06T16:34:31.187-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Vamos trocar de chocolate? Eu te dou Sensação e você me dá Sem Parar. No final, você pede bis e eu fico com o Prestígio.</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-9166131556452994469?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-6658266059401969652010-02-05T16:51:00.000-08:002010-02-05T16:52:52.920-08:00Não me siga, também estou perdido!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-665826605940196965?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-48155048771339446972010-01-30T13:56:00.000-08:002010-01-30T13:59:38.670-08:00Quem tem azar é azarado, quem tem sorte é sortero !!!! =D~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-4815504877133944697?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-63700699999048771352010-01-28T17:26:00.000-08:002010-01-28T17:28:55.333-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFRpdOpwAXQ/S2I5mf7XuBI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Uot4gEsc6Ec/s1600-h/OgAAAJ1SlTaug2yiIgQeV7az0_Ea8GBiA2TA7SuiBdmugHj0jKMYHHx6VTRBGKXir0NlryVE9iC-9qwOUS7l-cqMdLsAm1T1UH4ymCxFNyP5Hygohct8mCb5c9rk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cFRpdOpwAXQ/S2I5mf7XuBI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Uot4gEsc6Ec/s320/OgAAAJ1SlTaug2yiIgQeV7az0_Ea8GBiA2TA7SuiBdmugHj0jKMYHHx6VTRBGKXir0NlryVE9iC-9qwOUS7l-cqMdLsAm1T1UH4ymCxFNyP5Hygohct8mCb5c9rk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431967434130569234" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quem já deu pra mim levanta a mão!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \õ/</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6370069999904877135?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-52522448331935494142010-01-23T08:08:00.000-08:002010-01-23T08:09:14.920-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Mini-saia é igual cerca de arame, protege a propriedade mais não tira a visão.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5252244833193549414?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-61181600877908076722010-01-23T08:05:00.000-08:002010-01-23T08:08:02.251-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando eu tiver um mano, eu quero que ele se chame Herrar, porque Herrar é o mano!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6118160087790807672?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-91475613316243057042010-01-23T08:02:00.000-08:002010-01-23T08:05:32.123-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Troque seu coração por um fígado, assim você se apaixona menos e bebe mais!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-9147561331624305704?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-6627493418945230092010-01-23T08:00:00.000-08:002010-01-23T08:01:59.948-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Crianças no banco dianteiro podem causar acidentes. Acidentes no banco traseiro podem causar crianças.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-662749341894523009?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-21549977492253438892010-01-23T07:58:00.000-08:002010-01-23T08:00:25.458-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando eu nasci, eu era tão feio, que para as outras crianças pararem de chorar, mandaram colocar insulfilme na minha incubadora.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2154997749225343889?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-56315643088373965302010-01-23T07:56:00.001-08:002010-01-23T07:57:09.311-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Sou totalmente contra a pirataria. Jamais roubaria um navio.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5631564308837396530?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-30635420490112394112010-01-23T06:50:00.000-08:002010-01-23T07:57:57.462-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Eu tenho um <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">GOLF</span>!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">e o Luan <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">SANTANA</span> !</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">By:GoN </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3063542049011239411?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>GoN * Di BobErAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17227027867649377762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-38636191004443584052010-01-22T16:07:00.000-08:002010-01-22T16:08:25.028-08:00Desfilar com mulher feia é igual ao mormaço da praia: não parece mas vai te queimar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3863619100444358405?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-87293647950915280352010-01-22T16:06:00.000-08:002010-01-22T16:07:12.629-08:00Se você se acha mais forte que uma galinha… bote um ovo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8729364795091528035?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-68460424355467018372010-01-22T15:53:00.000-08:002010-01-22T16:05:23.191-08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" >Sexo é pura Matemática: primeiro você diminui as roupas, depois divide bem as pernas e,<br />por último reza pra não dar multiplicação.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6846042435546701837?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-28862039292956319482010-01-22T13:31:00.000-08:002010-01-22T13:55:46.774-08:00<span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">No hospicio, um doido estava sentado na cadeira com um balde de água,e com uma varinha de pescar segurando dentro da agua ai o doutor do hospicio perguntou pra ele:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> - O que você está pescando?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> O doido responde: </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> - Otários, doutor. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> O médico fala: </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> - Quantos vc já pescou?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> - O senhor é o quinto, já! </span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2886203929295631948?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-58771919119435118082010-01-22T13:28:00.000-08:002010-01-22T13:54:52.727-08:00<span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Joãozinho, era sempre zoado pelo tamanho da sua cabeça, diziam que era enorme. Então um dia ele foi reclamar com seu pai sobre isso:<br />- Pai todos dizem que eu tenho um cabeção !!!<br />- Não, meu filho de jeito nenhum, você tem é uma cabeçinha que nem dá pra notar ...<br />- Agora vá no mercado e traga pro papai, 2 melancias , 3 jacas e 1 melão<br />- Onde eu vou levar tudo isso ??<br />- Pega o seu BONÉZINHO .....</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5877191911943511808?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-24678336743598978742010-01-22T13:25:00.000-08:002010-01-22T13:54:00.766-08:00<span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A mata é virgem porque o vento é fresco. </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2467833674359897874?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-7838275843344357252010-01-22T13:17:00.000-08:002010-01-22T13:53:13.282-08:00<span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"O mundo precisa de mais gênios humildes! Hoje em dia somos poucos..."</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-783827584334435725?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-19405989258746764182010-01-21T12:00:00.000-08:002010-01-21T12:02:08.640-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Se ferradura desse sorte, burro não puxava carroça!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1940598925874676418?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-48361323618667353262010-01-21T11:54:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:57:38.260-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">O Rapaz sussurra para a namorada:<br />-Hoje finalmente teremos uma noite só para nós! Comprei três ingressos para o cinema.<br />-Por que três?<br />-Um para a sua mãe, um para o seu pai e o outro para o seu irmão!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-4836132361866735326?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-84118300848290448362010-01-21T11:52:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:53:20.280-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(Use o dedo indicador para chamar alguém e diga:) Eu fiz você vir até aqui<br />usando só um dedo, imagina o que eu faria com a mão inteira.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8411830084829044836?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-24332675292231892912010-01-21T11:35:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:51:25.839-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Você acredita em amor à primeira vista, ou devo passar por aqui<br />mais uma vez?</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2433267529223189291?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-48320058674404403342010-01-21T05:19:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:12:02.334-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ele: Você acredita em Deus?</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ela: Sim</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ele: Então fica comigo, pelo amor de Deus!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-4832005867440440334?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-88589613665321789702010-01-21T05:16:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:11:00.182-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tem crente que, quando entra para a igreja, logo aprende que o futuro adeus pertences.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8858961366532178970?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-87807214273353039142010-01-21T05:15:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:10:33.885-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aquele que, ao longo de todo o dia: é ativo como uma abelha, forte como um touro, trabalha que nem um cavalo, e que ao fim da tarde se sente cansado que nem um cão… deveria consultar um veterinário. É bem provável que seja um grande burro.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8780721427335303914?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-43249412616525486152010-01-21T05:13:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:09:31.169-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Se você não quer me dar um beijo, pelo menos aceita o meu.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-4324941261652548615?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-85021789973145855842010-01-21T05:11:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:07:56.329-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ele: Posso ficar com a garota mais linda dessa festa?</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ela: Não</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ele: E com você eu posso?</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8502178997314585584?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-52618816408171983282010-01-21T05:08:00.000-08:002010-01-21T11:07:04.025-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ele: Você gosta de Toddynho?</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ela: Sim</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ele: Então sou Toddynho seu!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5261881640817198328?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-62787059722133473672010-01-20T15:23:00.000-08:002010-01-20T15:25:31.013-08:00Viva cada dia como se fosse o último um dia você acerta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6278705972213347367?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-38044322148898892362010-01-20T15:21:00.000-08:002010-01-20T15:23:44.902-08:00Tanto no jogo quanto no sexo, ou você tem um bom parceiro ou tem uma boa mão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3804432214889889236?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-62838872281550416912010-01-20T15:07:00.000-08:002010-01-20T15:21:30.386-08:00Não roube: O governo detesta concorrência.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6283887228155041691?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-35503076652092790462010-01-20T06:46:00.000-08:002010-01-20T06:48:09.614-08:00Oh mãe eu não quero visita a vovó.<div>Quieta filho continua cavando.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3550307665209279046?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-87710271022756458602010-01-20T06:42:00.000-08:002010-01-20T12:26:55.045-08:00Você sabe como fazer um bobo esperar até amanhã?<div>Não.</div><div>Espera que amanhã eu ti ensino.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8771027102275645860?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-10833536139591191672010-01-19T09:22:00.000-08:002010-01-19T09:40:11.240-08:00Ele: Oi, seu nome é Tamara?<br />Ela: Não, pq?<br />Ele: Vc pode até não chama assim, mais Hj se Tamaravilhosa.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-1083353613959119167?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-37213374363724455322010-01-19T09:18:00.000-08:002010-01-19T09:21:33.710-08:00Ele: Oi, Nossa como vc é Linda.<br />Ela: Pena que eu não posso dizer o mesmo.<br />Ele: Faça que nem eu Minta.!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3721337436372445532?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-1293219825943926712010-01-19T09:16:00.000-08:002010-01-19T09:18:35.829-08:00Quem ri por último ou é surdo ou retardado!!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-129321982594392671?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-3554971969364364132010-01-19T08:18:00.001-08:002010-01-19T08:18:52.884-08:00<p> <q>Se chefe fosse arquivo, teria a extensão .fdp.</q> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-355497196936436413?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-63226930696329153012010-01-19T08:16:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:17:50.707-08:00Um computador sem Windows é como um bolo de chocolate sem mostarda.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6322693069632915301?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-20869057977294143552010-01-19T08:15:00.001-08:002010-01-19T08:15:52.898-08:00<p> <q>Existem apenas 10 tipos de pessoas neste mundo: as que entendem códigos binários e as que não entendem!</q> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2086905797729414355?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-85086012594852644992010-01-19T08:14:00.001-08:002010-01-19T08:14:40.160-08:00<p> <q>Errar é humano, persistir no erro é bug!</q> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8508601259485264499?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-26514249633407732432010-01-19T08:13:00.001-08:002010-01-19T08:13:54.077-08:00<p> <q>Dorme filhinho, senão vem um vírus e te apaga da memória!</q> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2651424963340773243?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-31984295777885678142010-01-19T08:11:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:12:07.842-08:00Se Bill Gates é um Deus, o Windows deve ser a praga divina<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3198429577788567814?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-24585547121262924152010-01-19T08:10:00.001-08:002010-01-19T08:10:45.122-08:00Em caso de perda de senha, dê três pulos e reze para São Login.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2458554712126292415?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-30271204152245576372010-01-19T08:02:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:03:26.743-08:00Preserve a natureza! Adote uma perereca...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3027120415224557637?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-27141073678915627202010-01-19T07:56:00.000-08:002010-01-19T07:58:08.148-08:00Promoção: Peça fiado e ganhe um NÃO!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-2714107367891562720?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-61766733609019430102010-01-19T07:53:00.001-08:002010-01-19T07:53:57.003-08:00Deus inventou o homem porque vibrador não paga contas!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6176673360901943010?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-74094049507535238912010-01-19T07:49:00.000-08:002010-01-19T07:51:17.412-08:00Fiado só para maiores de 99 anos e acompanhados da mãe .!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-7409404950753523891?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-37040457145527078082010-01-19T04:53:00.000-08:002010-01-19T05:01:02.267-08:00<blockquote></blockquote><div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">A cerveja e a cachaça são os piores inimigos do homem. Mas o homem que foge dos seus inimigos é um covarde.</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">90% do meu dinheiro eu gasto com bebida. Os outros 10% são do garçom. </span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Água mole em pedra dura, tanto bate até que molha tudo.</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Salvem as baleias, as gatinhas deixem que eu salvo.</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Um dia li que fumar fazia mal, parei de fumar, no outro dia li que beber fazia mal, parei de beber, e outro dia, li que fazer sexo fazia mal, parei de ler. </span></span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Desta vez votem nas putas, porque os FILHOS delas não resolvem nada!</span></span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Extra! Extra! Gêmeo tenta se suicidar e mata o irmão por engano.</span></span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Notícia Urgente: "Morre Jogador diabético após receber passe açucarado".</span></span></li></ul></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-3704045714552707808?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-69529725117021541692010-01-18T13:33:00.002-08:002010-01-18T13:34:16.450-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="margin-top: 0.25em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 18px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; color: rgb(170, 221, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">Salário mínimo é como menstruação, vem uma vez por mês, dura três ou quatro dias e se atrasar deixa todo mundo louco.</span></h3></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6952972511702154169?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-87383255087794547592010-01-18T13:33:00.001-08:002010-01-18T13:33:32.652-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="margin-top: 0.25em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 18px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; color: rgb(170, 221, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">O Linux é o meu pastor e, nada me travará.</span></h3></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8738325508779454759?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-64025556266671236352010-01-18T13:32:00.001-08:002010-01-18T13:32:51.805-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="margin-top: 0.25em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 18px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; color: rgb(170, 221, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">Tenho Windows há 2 anos e nunca deu pau. Qualquer dia eu instalo ele.</span></h3></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-6402555626667123635?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-89732938074492329782010-01-18T13:31:00.002-08:002010-01-18T13:32:19.802-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="margin-top: 0.25em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 18px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; color: rgb(170, 221, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">Ele:Vc já fez aula de <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Canto</span>?</span></h3><div class="post-body entry-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.6em; ">Ela:Não pq?<br />Ele:Vamo ali no <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Canto</span> que eu te ensino! =p</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8973293807449232978?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-70305549966457434302010-01-18T13:31:00.001-08:002010-01-18T13:31:38.650-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="margin-top: 0.25em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 18px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; color: rgb(170, 221, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">Ele:Vc gosta de estrelas?</span></h3><div class="post-body entry-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.6em; ">Ela:Gosto sim pq?<br />Ele:Conheço um motel que tem 5 =p</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-7030554996645743430?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-56744506555260285782010-01-18T13:28:00.000-08:002010-01-18T13:30:35.930-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); line-height: 20px; ">Ele: Fika comigo que eu te faço esquecer o "Jão"!<br />Ela: Que Jão?!<br />Ele: Ai ta vendo, Nem fiko ja esqueceu =p</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-5674450655526028578?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305867084576998697.post-81672177743603039662010-01-18T13:26:00.000-08:002010-01-18T13:28:34.437-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-style: italic; line-height: 20px; ">O nosso blog vai ser recheado de piadas <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">picantes</span>,<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">salgadas ou do jeito que preferir</span></span>. Como podem ver até o nome aqui é um verdadeiro<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">relaxo</span>. Curtam e divirtam-se com todo o conteúdo do blog "<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold; ">Os Relaxados da net</span>".</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7305867084576998697-8167217774360303966?l=osrelaxadosdanet.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Di_Brancohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12186451590339417721noreply@blogger.com0